mr-dogshit's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Scarlet Stranger]

So many bugs...

* I got stuck on top of a treasure chest and couldn't jump off - had to F5 the page
* A chest appeared on the same square I was standing, then I was outside the walls and couldn't leave the room - had to F5 the page.
* Got the best sword, shield and finally made and equipped the cursed ring. Beat the boss and lead Hilda out... but got the "Hilda remains in the castle" or whatever-it-says ending.

You ever heard of playtesting?

[Versus Umbra]

Meh...

What's up with the unresponsive / laggy controls?

Arkuni responds:

Dunno. Are you playing it on an unresponsive / laggy computer?

[Avalanche - Nitrome]

Typical Nitrome game...

Looks fantastic but the gameplay is monotonous.

[Moverage]

Have you never played a flash puzzle game before?

R to Restart.

[Jetpac: The Remake]

Please, please, please, please, PLEASE!

Stop with the 8 bit music ffs!

There's a reason why professional game developers dropped 8 and subsequently 16 bit sounds as soon as they could!

(Aimed at developers / game musicians in general)

LilDwarf responds:

lol wut? If I would have placed more modern music, it doesn't fit well with the general theme and look & feel of the game. It's a designer thing, you have to take into account the tone of the game when making one to choose the right music, and I felt these were the right choices ;)

[Guild Dungeons]

Found a bug...

The stone requirement for Pig Farms doesn't seem to be working.

It says I need 35 lumber and stone, but I can create a new Pig Farm even if I only have 1 stone.

[Captain Fugly]

Kinda annoying...

...when you jump from a platform and you go straight into a double jump - and therefore can't double jump again so you die.

[Vexation 2]

um...

"Crouch controls altered so the 'down' button doesn't stand you back up."

This isn't true, pressing down when crouched stands you back up (or if you hold 'down', you crouch-stand-crouch-stand-etc.)... Personally, I would find it more intuitive if holding 'down' made you crouch, and letting go stood you back up.

AmazingAdam4 responds:

Read after the patch notes... Newgrounds are verifying the changes so I don't upload pornography or something -.-

[Friction Physics]

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The game wont start because Adblock wont allow "mochi ads" to load.

Because of this... Big. Fat. ZERO!

coffingames responds:

I am sorry if you were unable to play the game here because of adblock. You see game developers earn their bread and butter from ad revenues and so cant do away with it.