mr-dogshit's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Brick Break!]

rubbish

Nothing happens after you finish level 1. Also there is no way you can change the angle of the ball's direction (as in all good Arkanoid clones).

Alphaman responds:

Hey! I Had 5 Levels Mr. Asswipe And I Think You Should Jack Off.

[Jetpac: The Remake]

Please, please, please, please, PLEASE!

Stop with the 8 bit music ffs!

There's a reason why professional game developers dropped 8 and subsequently 16 bit sounds as soon as they could!

(Aimed at developers / game musicians in general)

LilDwarf responds:

lol wut? If I would have placed more modern music, it doesn't fit well with the general theme and look & feel of the game. It's a designer thing, you have to take into account the tone of the game when making one to choose the right music, and I felt these were the right choices ;)

[Vexation 2]

um...

"Crouch controls altered so the 'down' button doesn't stand you back up."

This isn't true, pressing down when crouched stands you back up (or if you hold 'down', you crouch-stand-crouch-stand-etc.)... Personally, I would find it more intuitive if holding 'down' made you crouch, and letting go stood you back up.

AmazingAdam4 responds:

Read after the patch notes... Newgrounds are verifying the changes so I don't upload pornography or something -.-

[Friction Physics]

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The game wont start because Adblock wont allow "mochi ads" to load.

Because of this... Big. Fat. ZERO!

coffingames responds:

I am sorry if you were unable to play the game here because of adblock. You see game developers earn their bread and butter from ad revenues and so cant do away with it.

[Barca Vs Bieber]

Nice graphics, fun idea; but...

Kept crashing Firefox after the time ran out on level 4.

fortunacus responds:

update with latest flash game please, its no bug on the game itself

[Zombie Crypt]

hmmm

Would be a nice little game, but the poor collision detection totally spoils it.

Also... No save/continue feature?! *facepalm*

ThomSip responds:

save/continue might come in the next one, but maybe just checkpoints or something.

And yeh, the collisions suck *shame*

[M. Mode]

Fashionable?

Ummm, ok... perhaps you intended this as a sort of interactive vehicle for Boc's music (?) If that's the case there is too little of the music and it quickly becomes annoyingly repetitive.

Judged simply as a game - it's tedious and woefully lacking in features... I mean come on, at least Defender had terrain. 3/10 Sorry.

gavD responds:

Mostly we just wanted to make a super-simple casual shooter - it's all about score attack and things we found funny. Thanks for playing! :-)

[Red Storm 2: Survival]

Adobe Flash Local Settings...

...pop up whenever I leave the first room, then I can't move or fire, OR click on the settings.

Either way, this is just a clone of the other identical games which were made with exactly the same template.

Load of wank. Sorry.

Badim responds:

update flash player - that should help.