mr-dogshit's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Avalanche - Nitrome]

Typical Nitrome game...

Looks fantastic but the gameplay is monotonous.

[Brick Break!]

rubbish

Nothing happens after you finish level 1. Also there is no way you can change the angle of the ball's direction (as in all good Arkanoid clones).

Alphaman responds:

Hey! I Had 5 Levels Mr. Asswipe And I Think You Should Jack Off.

[Moverage]

Have you never played a flash puzzle game before?

R to Restart.

[Jetpac: The Remake]

Please, please, please, please, PLEASE!

Stop with the 8 bit music ffs!

There's a reason why professional game developers dropped 8 and subsequently 16 bit sounds as soon as they could!

(Aimed at developers / game musicians in general)

LilDwarf responds:

lol wut? If I would have placed more modern music, it doesn't fit well with the general theme and look & feel of the game. It's a designer thing, you have to take into account the tone of the game when making one to choose the right music, and I felt these were the right choices ;)

[Guild Dungeons]

Found a bug...

The stone requirement for Pig Farms doesn't seem to be working.

It says I need 35 lumber and stone, but I can create a new Pig Farm even if I only have 1 stone.

[Captain Fugly]

Kinda annoying...

...when you jump from a platform and you go straight into a double jump - and therefore can't double jump again so you die.

[Vexation 2]

um...

"Crouch controls altered so the 'down' button doesn't stand you back up."

This isn't true, pressing down when crouched stands you back up (or if you hold 'down', you crouch-stand-crouch-stand-etc.)... Personally, I would find it more intuitive if holding 'down' made you crouch, and letting go stood you back up.

AmazingAdam4 responds:

Read after the patch notes... Newgrounds are verifying the changes so I don't upload pornography or something -.-

[Friction Physics]

...

The game wont start because Adblock wont allow "mochi ads" to load.

Because of this... Big. Fat. ZERO!

coffingames responds:

I am sorry if you were unable to play the game here because of adblock. You see game developers earn their bread and butter from ad revenues and so cant do away with it.

[Mario's basketball game]

Huh?

I don't know what game the other reviewers were playing, but the one I played (Mario's basketball game) was pretty crap.

The other reviewers, with their 10/10 ratings, would have you believe that this is among the best flash games ever created... *facepalm*

Not the worst game in all history, granted, but woefully repetitive, plagiaristic, simplistic and ultimately boring. It shows a real lack of creativity on the part of the creator.

5/10 - and that's me being generous!

[Stay Yellow]

Sucks

The other blockheads ALWAYS start moving down & right... a sign of lazy coding.